MAYHEM & MERCHPROP. COMMISSIONER MANNY MAYHEM

Gold chains from the old Miami jewelry store. Mr. Feathers plush. MayhemVision tapes. One slightly used pastel suit. If it has Manny's name on it, or Manny's bird on it, it's on the shelf.

SEE THE SHELF G.L.A.M. FAN CATALOG
OPENING
SOON Commissioner Manny Mayhem in a white suit and pink shirt with a gold chain, holding a microphone, Mr. Feathers on his shoulder
The owner (and his business partner)

On the Shelf

Every item personally approved by the Commissioner. Every sale final. (See Rule #1.)

A thick gold Cuban link chain over a pink T-shirt and white suitFROM THE MIAMI STORE

Gold Cuban Link Chain

Left over from Mayhem Fine Jewelry, Miami (now closed). Real gold color. Manny wears the only one he didn't pawn, so these are the other ones.

$19.95IN STORE SOON
Mr. Feathers, a white cockatoo with a yellow crest, on Manny's shoulderSQUAWKS!

Mr. Feathers Plush

Soft, white and fluffy, with a yellow crest that stands straight up. Squawks when squeezed. Not involved in the day-to-day running of your household. Probably.

$12.95IN STORE SOON
NEW

“Bigger Suits” T-Shirt

Manny's own motto on a pastel pink tee. Available in every size, including Commissioner (extra small, extra confident).

$9.95IN STORE SOON
COMING SOON

MayhemVision Home Video

G.L.A.M. Wrestling on VHS, taped and released by MayhemVision. Volume 1 is still in the truck. Desiree says it is not ready. Gus says he didn't get that.

$29.95IN STORE SOON
Manny Mayhem in a pastel baby-blue suit shooting a TV ad outside the gymONE ONLY

The Commissioner's Pastel Suit

Baby-blue Miami cut, worn once on TV. Fits anyone who is exactly five foot two. Mr. Feathers has been asked not to sit on it.

$49.95IN STORE SOON
FRAME IT

Commissioner's Rules Poster

All three of Commissioner Manny Mayhem's official rules, printed big enough to hang in your locker room. Rule #1 applies to this poster.

$3.95IN STORE SOON
Manny Mayhem at dusk on a small-town street, holding a cardboard box from his old jewelry store
Everything Manny brought home from Miami

About the Store

Before G.L.A.M., Manny ran Mayhem Fine Jewelry in Miami. Business was good, until it wasn't. He came home with one cardboard box of leftover stock and a very big dream.

The dream became G.L.A.M. Wrestling. The box became this shop. Uncle Bucks says it's a tax write-off. Mr. Feathers says nothing, but he did eat a price tag.

STORE HOURS: WHENEVER MANNY
ISN'T AT THE GYM · NO REFUNDS

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